Sarah Palin must be sighing a huge sigh of relief.  There’s another conservative brunette ready to take the brunt of Comedy Central’s jokes for a while – Christine O’Donnell.  Christine is the Republican party candidate for Delaware’s senate seat.

She has been the object of controversy lately for using campaign funds to pay her rent.  Christine hasn’t had a steady job in years, making reviewing her campaign finances easy for the liberal left.

However, the fun part has little to do with Christine’s campaign spending.  Let’s take a look at Christine O’ Donnell’s past and present.

1.  She’s dabbled in witchcraft!

The conservative Christian Christine  appeared on Bill Mahr’s Politically Incorrect 10 years ago and admitted to dabbling in witchcraft.

Mahr is airing the clip or another equally wonderful clip daily in an effort to get Christine to appear on his show.  I wonder, do they serve witches brew at tea parties?

2.  She is the  “revolution of reason.”

And she has stated she is willing to pay the price to be part of the revolution.  Even if it means people make up lies about her past.  Lies?  Why do they need to  lie when the reality is much better than fiction?

3.  O’Donnell’s Commandment: Masturbation is adultery.

O’ Donnell believed this in the 90′s when she was in her thirties, but now, she says, she’s in her 40′s and “more mature.”  Men, it’s time to bust out your “I love my wife” bumper sticker – I’m pretty sure you committed adultery when Christine was in her 30′s.  But luckily, not anymore.  Oh, age, the giver of wisdom. At this rate, she may be having swinger’s parties by the time she’s 50!

4.  She’ll help you pray the gay away.

As a founder of SALT, Savior’s Alliance For Lifting The Truth, Christine has worked to help countless gay men pray their gay away, funnel their need for a missing father by cuddling with another man, or deal with anger toward their mothers by beating a pillow with a tennis racket.  Thank the Lord!

Well, golly-gee, Sarah, it looks like we have a new gal to gawk at.  In my dream world, the two of you pair up and make a run for the  presidency.  She can teach you geography; you can teach her the art of a wink and a smile!

Enjoy this video in which we can see the SALT strategy in action!

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