Here’s the visual- you and your crush are watching a movie at his place. It’s getting close to the end and things are getting hot and heavy between the two main characters. You hint how hot you think it would be to be rescued from a burning building by Mr. Dream-Hunk because it leads to a hot make-out session with the hero while the two swing from a rope ladder, which is suspended from his helicopter.
Your boy actually takes the hint, turns towards you and plants the first of what hopefully will be many kisses on your mouth. But once you two lock lips, you don’t know which is worse- the anticipation for him to actually plant one on you, or the layer of drool forming around your lips as he attempts to suck your mouth off.
Kissing is the precursor of sex. No girl is going to even think about sleeping with a guy who has already disappointed her with his clothes still on. Kissing is extremely important since it can be innocent yet seductive, passionate yet playful…you just have to know what you’re doing.
Next time someone goes in for the kiss, pass along these four kissing tips.
1. First things first- don’t start a kiss with your mouth open.
Why would you even think that was a good idea? The first kiss is always the most awkward as it is, but you don’t want to make it even stranger by automatically sticking your tongue down her throat.
2. Take it slow.
You don’t always have to lead. When she’s ready to play a little tonsil-hockey and turn things up a notch, she’ll let you know.
3. And PLEASE- wipe that excess saliva off your mouth.
Dry lips are never the suitable thing for kissing but why would you think we’d want to bathe in your backwash? It’s OK to pull away for a quick breath and to swallow whatever it is that’s building up in your mouth- don’t worry, we’ll wait.
4. Kiss top and bottom lip.
Kissing doesn’t have to be robotic and boring. And never neglect the neck, ears and collar bone- three of the most sensitive and available spots on the body that never require any undressing.
While in your passionate embrace it is obvious that hands will wander. Please note that all objects on the female body are firmly attached. It’s not a very big turn on when we feel like one of our boobs is going to be twisted right off. Being aggressive is great but only when appropriate.
And a final warning- don’t under any circumstance assume that just because you’re making out with a girl on your bed that you’re shortly going to be under those same covers doing the horizontal hustle. There’s always a chance that she will say “no” no matter how far you get into it. Take this as a learning curve if the answer is “no” and think about how round 2 will be even better since the awkward kinks have been worked out.







Comments
Rebecca Squires
July 11th, 2010 - 10:46:15 AM
How very Carrie Bradshaw :)
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Stephanie Potts
July 11th, 2010 - 10:55:59 AM
Fantastically entertaining!!
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Anonymous
July 11th, 2010 - 11:03:22 AM
Love it!! Keep on writing mama!! You're phenomenal! P-H-E...;)
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Nicole Grimaldi
July 11th, 2010 - 11:04:31 AM
Ahhh! The above comment was from me! I forgot to type my name in haha I'm not "anonymous" ;)
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Mike benzaia
July 11th, 2010 - 11:14:53 AM
Amazn and entertaining article. Well written
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Anonymous
July 11th, 2010 - 11:45:59 AM
Great article with valid points. Not only amussing but everything is very true.
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Edna Post
July 11th, 2010 - 12:43:38 PM
Love it! Your amazing .... follow ur dreams ur going to do big things ... ilu
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Kristine N.
July 11th, 2010 - 1:43:49 PM
So cute! Good work girly! :-)
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Jamie-Lee Schombs
July 11th, 2010 - 2:36:14 PM
Aww, it's so true, failure to follow these rules ALWAYS ends in awkward moments. LOL very nice imagery and figurative language in here love!
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Kelly Caragine
July 11th, 2010 - 3:02:09 PM
I love it!! Where was this piece before my first kiss, i would have made photo copies and slipped it in the boys locker room! I'm sure this would have saved me from a lot of disappointment! Keep it up Deena!
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Mallory
July 11th, 2010 - 4:03:50 PM
I love it! you are a great writer!!!! cant wait to read more of your work!!
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Anonymous
July 11th, 2010 - 6:52:51 PM
Awesome work! Keep it up!
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Kaelee Johnson
July 11th, 2010 - 9:39:02 PM
ohhh love its so good!!!!and wow you hit that right on the head but also it was so well written....and I did chuckle a bit too!!
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Jen Donahue
July 14th, 2010 - 7:49:00 PM
Soooo true! Great job Deena <3 xo
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butta
July 15th, 2010 - 7:45:15 AM
im lovin this article. its sooo very much true and it sux when u do get a bad kisser so i hope some dudes see this shit. i hope you write more shit like this bc its mad cute n true.
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